I bet neither villain will improve

Why I hate poker:


I guess I could have gotten away from this, but online donks players are so retarded, it's usually right just to play along. Heck, they usually suck out on me -- maybe one of these days, I'll do it to them.

Despite the title of this piece, one time (online) I saw AA versus AA and four to a flush came on the board, giving Player A a winner. Player B was not amused. He's probably one of those people who thinks online poker is rigged. Maybe he's right.